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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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Anonymous: hey, what's ironic about that pic? I'm asking because I genuinely want to be educated, I'm not being a shithead I swear!!! is it cause the house is so big? or is it some kind of geographic thing?

sexhaver:

ast0ldbycourtney:

sexhaver:

this is what it looks like when palestine fires rockets at israel:

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this is what it looks like when israel fires rockets at palestine:

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Do you know why, though? Because Israel has been attacked pretty much all of its existence so it has built a defense system called the Iron Dome to protect its citizens. The terrorists in Palestine use their citizens as SHIELDS so they don’t want protection. They use public buildings as military bases knowing they will be targeted killing innocent civilians.
And what is Israel supposed to do anyway? Sit back and let itself get attacked? Like hello, would you not fight to protect your country??

"i love seeing children and civilians murdered in their own homes" - you

Hanging Out With Bae's Family

Boyfriend:  *talks about stuff*
Boyfriends mom:  UH HUH COLEYMOLEYPOO
Me:  HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHhhahahhahahahahHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
Boyfriends 9 year old sister:  HAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Boyfriend:  *turns to me* WHY DID YOU TELL THEM MY PET NAME
Me:  HAHAHAHHHA I WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN
Little sister:  *does a rlly random impression of their dad*
Everyone:  HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA OMG

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT



moooseifer:

shugarskull:

lindsaychrist:

oh my fucking god

This is the most horrific porn dialogue I have ever heard in my entire lifespan on this sphere careening through the infinite darkness of the universe. My soul descended into the ground and became one with the earth. I am empty now.

Oh my god.

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

No thank

westernfrontiers:

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

HOLY SHIT IM DYING


503,184 plays

Eren:  WHEN I WAS
Mikasa:  oh no
Eren:  A YOUNG BOY
Mikasa:  here it comes
Eren:  MY FATHER TOOK mE inTO tHE FOResT
Mikasa:  eren please
Eren:  TO inJecT mY ArM wiTH StuFF  HE SaiD sON WHEN YOU GROW UP WILL YOU BE  THE SAVIOR OF THE PEOPLE, AnD ALL OF HUMANITY
Mikasa:  *drags eren away by hair*
Eren:  *continues singing* HE SAID wiLL YOU DEFEAT tHEM, THE TITANS, AND ALL THE 15 meTERS, THE PLAnS thaT THEY HAVE MADE

disneyfansonly:

just-relatable:

the-unsocial-penguin:

Justin Bieber <3333

miley and co.. omfg i’m fangirling so hard rn

aw this is cute :3

WHAT MILEY AND JUSTIN???? Nonononono your eyes are in the wrong spots! It’s all about the Watsons!!