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Romantic sexual:  Hot, single, & ready to mingle
Aromantic sexual:  Cool, fresh, & ready to mesh
Romantic asexual:  Warm, subtle, & ready to cuddle
Aromantic asexual:  Already pretty comfortable
To my school dress code

SORRY FOR WEARING SHORTS IN TAMPA FLORIDA IN EXTREME HEAT OKAY I JUST DONT WANT TO SWEAT TO DEATH

how to boys

boobbryar:

foie:

  • greet
  • chat
  • chat
  • chat
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • joke
  • compliment appearance
  • compliment personality
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • flirt
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • hug
  • amorous hug
  • amorous hug
  • first kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • kiss
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • make out
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • woo-hoo
  • propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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clemmy-everett:

shipping-n-shit:

oeve:

pewcrybuscus:

this is important 

I needed this in my life

someone tell me how to make this my ringtone 

SERIOUSLY THO

THIS IS THE BEST

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED 

THANK YOU CRY

assgod:

clear pee makes me feel safe

like i’m living my life right


Girls at bus stop:  *sees bus coming down cheaply paved road* well it's here on time but why does it go so slow?
Me:  BECAUSE ITS A CHEAPLY PAVEd road YA TWITS

yungterra:

sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like

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i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like…